"As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If... you would run all of these at once I would be most grateful and you can even use the jokegasm line, as awful as it may be.What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, and a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs..What would you call a Mexican quarterback?El Paso..An old Norwegian couple lives. I met priya during classes and asked her about the status and she was always happy to update me. She made so good friends with Adith that they were regularly chatting on mobile/social network. Days passed into months and I could see changes in Adith. Priya was more than busy on her mobile than before. During our class I asked her what she was talking to my son, she showed me some messaged and I was shocked. They exchanged erotic messages. I asked priya to explain her self and smiled and left. OHHH, God that hurt!” She said, clutching her stomach.I was confused, since I’d already put a TS spell on them. Jessica flashed, “I didn’t realize that YOUR spell DIDN’T cover MY secrecy about my Uncle Charlie! I’ll put one on them for me and Mike, then we should be okay. You NEED to give them your ‘Gift’!”I nodded as she added her spell. Sheila asked, “Jessica, are you alright? What happened?”She grimaced slightly before continuing, “I was saying, that, they must have met my Uncle Charlie and. Coming to my family, my dad is a businessman and is working in Malaysia, my mom Suganya, is a Indian housewife aged 29, and my sister Sanju is aged 19. I am 18+ years oldMy mom has a stats of 36D-28-30. She is fair, slim, and a tall lady who used to go to the gym and maintains her body shape. My sister Sanju has stats of 34C-30-28. She is also fair, tall, and looks similar to my mom. So everyone asks them, “Are you both sisters?” My mom used to wear churidar and leggings. In the morning, she.