’ Rick knew something was wrong. Hank never left before finishing his drink. As the bartender checked out the batch of new faces, he spotted Sarah a...nd immediately understood the problem. ‘After all, it is a small town,’ he thought, ‘and everyone does know everyone’s business.’ ‘Come on Rick… give me the bad news. How much do I owe ya?’ Hank asked. ‘Put a lid on it,’ the bartender joked, ‘it’s your fault anyway. Whatever in the world possessed you to order that second beer I’ll never know.. "She giggled and nipped my ear."So you're telling me that you're a virgin?" Yes Princess, that's exactly what I'm telling you." Oh David, David, David."She gripped me tightly and began to undulate her hips against me."Love me darling, promise me that you'll love me." I love you Katie and I always have done!"It was early afternoon before I awoke again, the bed beside me was empty so I pulled on a robe and walked downstairs to the kitchen.I knew what she meant about a sexy little bottom in tight. I hadn’t paid attention but there was no sign of my wife and I thought she just went to bed. We decided to go into the house and went downstairs to have another beer. They decided it was time to head home so we started up the stairs when he grabbed her by the ass and started necking with her. She had huge breasts and he was lifting her shirt and playing with them while I watched. We then went upstairs to get her coat, when we got upstairs we walked through the doorway into the front room. With nautical semen dripping from her chin, she opened her enormous Coach (very costly, clue #1) bag and pulled out a roll of Bounty paper towels (fitting since both are quicker picker uppers) to clear the scene of DNA as well as validating parking.As she withdrew the towels, a large wad of bills fell to the ground, which she picked up hurriedly. Our eyes met and we both knew this case, unlike her legs, was closed. I escorted her back inside where she confessed all, stealing $102.47 from the.