It looked hilarious over his jeans and white t-shirt, but the store had a strict policy that if a costume was even remotely topless, it couldn’t be ...worn as such in store.“You look like a dork.” Christi said and burst out laughing.“Hey James, what do you think!?” Megan rushed over to him and did a 360 twirl.“Holy cow, you look beauuuuutiful.” He said stretching the u a little.“Thanks.” Megan said and Christi rolled her eyes again in disgust.“So where is this party supposed to be anyway James?”. ”“It wasn’t so bad,” she mused aloud. “I thought maybe the tales I’d heard and read were exaggerations or receiving prominence because they were unusual. AND most stories concentrated in exquisite detail on the Hero’s prowess in bed. The reward, don’t you know.” Pausing again, she said, “I think now that those women on the interview panel knew what they were doing. The tales we get are so romanticized, it is impossible to know the hell we’d go through - not a chance.”She switched Tina to her. The next day was Saturday and I said I could come over in the morning because my wife and k**s were going to her folks. She said she couldn't wait. That Saturday I came over about 10 and she answered the door totally naked. She said I could hardly wait. She had masturbated several times after meeting the day before. I got naked and she led me to the bedroom. She was running her hands all over me.we kissed and caressed and fondled each other for the next hour. She said she was ready for. Giving them a look, I held up my hand in a closed fist. "Beth, let me tell you 'the guys' requirements for great sex." I lifted one finger. "Number one. Have a Vagina."I rose up my second finger. "Number two. Do not block the Vagina."I added a third finger. "Number three. No talk, Shhhhhhhhhhh..."My wife just grinned, but Beth said. "Ron, all men are not like that. Take your brother, William for example..." Beth, you want me to take an example from a guy who let his wife put diesel fuel in.