I am sorry to tell you that fucking pussy actually comes in a distant third.”After another pause, Hank senior now headed for the finishing line. “...Before you marry one day, may I suggest that you find a woman that likes sucking knob and also likes to take dick in her arsehole as well, because if you don’t, then you will sadly you’ll have to hire a hooker if you want to savour these delicacies. Therefore, be sure that you make the right choice up front,” Hank senior sternly advised.After another. Tom came over on that Friday night in a stinking rage, he demanded I opened the bottle of wine he thrust into my arms and went to sit on the couch, turning up the music to a ridiculous level as if this somehow allowed him to vent whatever it was that caused such a bad mood. Of course I opened the bottle of wine and brought it through to him, I wasn't expecting Tom to come over but was secretly pleased when he did, I knew him well enough to know that this meant things had not gone well with his. There’s a secret bonus question that’ll extend the time, but let’s not waste it. You.”Helen pointed to a reporter in the third row of the squeeze in front of the podium. She often wondered if this was why they still referred to themselves as “The Press.”“Why did you leave the hotel with no underwear last night, Contessa?” He asked.“I didn’t.” Helena replied. “I simply gave them to someone in the bar. There’s your story, go print it. Next. Um ... you.”“What do you have to say about all the. I hope I get a chance to choose among a bunch of scholarship offers next year." You will, Kyle," Greg said. "You'll get your knee back in shape. You will have more schools recruiting you than you know what to do with. Count on it." Have fun this weekend. Tell me about the visit next week so I know if I should put them on my list of colleges." I answered.My scout troop was going on a backpacking trip that weekend. Obviously I wasn't going along. I slept in on Saturday morning since I had nothing.
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