Most women get married by the time they turn nineteen where I come from."I chose to have a future and make my own decisions. I didn't want to wind up ...like my mother and have seven kids and spend my life cleaning up after everyone else. Don't misunderstand me, that was my mother's choice, but not what I wanted." She was having a moment of sadness."Mary, you're young and beautiful with a full life ahead of you. You're educated and forgive me for saying it, you are quite sexy."She laughed as she. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated."Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.The. Then there had been the bellows incident. She had finally convinced a lesser-known dwarven master smith to let her work for him a while. As she did so, one of the other apprentice dwarves, angry at her intrusion in his personal career path, had sabotaged the bellows she had been pumping, causing it to work backwards, and suck hot coals into it, destroying the finely wrought bellows. She had no proof, so was liable under dwarven law for the damages. Again, credit had gladly been extended to her,. “Yes Bridget, I found something in your bag when it fell over while you were in the shower.” Patrick looked at her sternly holding a joint in his hand. “I thought you knew better than this.” Bridget felt the color draining from her face. The joint was hers, and she’d been looking for it for a few days. She was kind of glad it had been found, but not so glad that Patrick found it. “Listen, about that, I can explain.” He cut her off. “No Bridget, there is no explaining. You knew I had a zero.
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