“What the fuck is going on,” I muttered, staring at her nervously.Deciding that I actually did want to keep my head attached to my body, I let Gwe...n go and jumped down the stairs, sprinting to where Lara was talking to some people. I apologized to them as I pulled her away mid-sentence.“Um, what the hell was that?” Lara asked, slightly miffed at my rude interruption.“You have to answer me honestly,” I said, desperation gripping my voice. “Have you ever heard the name ‘Matt the Splat’? The truth,. Bill said, "All right, lay your cards down." My wife looked down and yelled, "Yes, I win with 1 pair." That looked suspicious to me as it seemed like they threw the first round to my wife for some reason. She looked right at Bill and said, "Bill, let me have that shirt!" Bill took off his shirt and tossed it to her. Bill's chest was now exposed for everyone to see and he definitely trimmed up a bit since the last time I saw him. He traded his little beer belly for a six pack of abs. My wife. ...Mother! What are you doing???" Lillian looked up with alarm on her face and Mich began to pull clothes to cover herself. Nice "shy maid" indeed! "Kitty, get out at once, do you hear me, this is none of your affair!" "Oh, mother, but I think it is, weren't you the one that lectured me about sleeping with the help just last month when I was shagging the chauffer?" "That's because Rogers is a pig, but you don't understand about Elise!" "Oh don't I?" I came over and sat down next to Mich. "I can. I say yes. HE brings out a pretty dress andasked me if I wanted to put it on. Because of the medicine I can only sayyes.I felt very pretty in the dress. I was still sleepy, but I felt good,maybe better than I had ever felt in my life. HE took some pictures, andthen HE told me to change back into my own clothes before my mother cameback.It was on the very next Visit He showed me what happens to bad little boyswho want to be girls. When HE was finished I bled, and HE said I had bledlike a girl.