Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, ru...nning several blocks away.'Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your. Therefore, it should be no surprise to hear that my husband signed me up to be a nude model in a body painting exhibition. When he told me, I was shocked. It is one thing to wear clothing in public that is a bit too scanty, or I expose myself accidentally, but this is a completely different matter. These nude models for the body painting are just that ... completely nude, right out in public. I was aghast at the thought of going downtown where this event was to be held, and be totally naked for. Jenny and I slept for a few minutes, but hunger woke us up.It was a long time since breakfast, so we were both ready for some lunch. We did take the time to shower together, and that was an experience I will never forget! We each thoroughly washed the other's naughty parts and dried each other off when we left the shower. Just in case that our parents might show up earlier than scheduled, we dressed enough to be decent and went to the kitchen to fix some lunch.After lunch, we sat in the family. As the most experienced, Brenda and Bruce undertook the job of deep scanning the men to see if they were acceptable candidates for ESP conversion. As it turned out, only one was a loser, the other 46 were deemed salvageable. The odd ball was dumped back with the other approximately 240 rejects and they were all put to sleep, permanently. Their bodies were TPed into the sun.The 46 ex-troopers were converted that day and put to use checking and maintaining the military equipment under the command.
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