."Curse you Raven, may the SRU Wizard enter you into the beauty contest you made up -- AND MAY YOU LOOSE!!!"Furious typing ensues as Caleb and Eric w...rite up a story about the impeachable Raven. Meanwhile, the mighty pens of the Raven transform into earrings and the printed out pages of his story for the contest wrap around him and form an attractive evening gown. His keyboard and mouse slide down to his feet and reshape themselves into a pair of four inch high heels. His living room. “You have a lot of money tied up in this section of the city, Mr. Moore. It would be a shame if something were to happen, say fires, vandalism, that sort of thing. I’m offering you an insurance policy here, a contract that would stop any of that from happening, and the cost is only fifteen per cent of everything, a bargain really. My employers require an answer in the next seven days. Think carefully before you decide.”“Is this an attempt at extortion?”The man looked mildly amused. “Not at all.. “Well, um -- I, um -- kind of. I guess.”Brian laughed, again, “Kind of? What does that even mean? Either you have or you haven’t. Which is it?”“I’ve made out and stuff, but I’m,” she leaned forward over the table and whispered softly, “I’m a virgin.”“I didn’t hear that. Why are you whispering anyway? It’s just the two of us in here,” he said, although he clearly heard her.Trina sat back in her seat and tried not to let his teasing smile get to her, as she announced a little bit louder, “I’m a. She beamed at this, even waving and blowing a kiss to the plumber as he drove past, but Kevin was not impressed at her flirtatiousness. He didn't have to be; Sarah knew in fifteen minutes she would be his.The Dover Road Hotel was a tired two-star establishment, in need of renovation but providing its' guests with reasonable accommodation for a reasonable price. It offered Kevin a double bed for six hours for thirty pounds, a bargain in Central London and as the two lovers skipped into lobby,.