" "What was your first clue?" I asked with a raised brow. "The pinched bottom outside, the kiss just sealed it." She replied before pushing me back t...o sit on her bed, "Stay there while I dig out your surprise." I rolled my eyes as she went around the corner into her closet. After a few minutes she told me to close my eyes. I complied and told her "'Kay my eyes are closed" "Open them" she whispered in my ear. I opened my brown eyes and was pleasantly assaulted by the site of her bare breasts,. “Let’s get this straight,” Gordon was saying, looking at the woman on her knees in front of him. “Basically you’re just a little tart I can treat any way I like?”“Mistress says I must do anything you want me to,” the woman replied.Gordon smirked. “Well I think you know what I want, you fucking good-for-nothing slut.”Sam fought to reassert dominance over Samantha, who was staring far too hungrily at Gordon’s cock as the other woman spat on it, then opened her mouth wide. Surely it wasn’t. Recently a young woman came into my father’s office with her newborn twins. Dad asked her if she ever had any trouble telling them apart. She gave him a funny look before responding “No, I haven’t had any problem. This is Gary, and his sister, Elizabeth”.Q. What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhoea? A. the oyster shucker shucks between fits.Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. “I’m so tough” said the first boy “that I can. She was honestly a work of art, doom to be my work of Mona Lisa with me as da Vinci.So I tried to make everyone stop I my head. Nothing. Fora minute I was confused as to why nothing ha happened. So I tried again. Nothing. After this I felt deflated like I had my sweets taken away fro me after Halloween. So I sat annoyed and wondering when this now boring English lesson would end. Then, as I was looking at the clock it struck me. I could stop time not people. I tried to imagine the clock hands.