✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to mixerman478 for this one.Q: What does the devil have between his legs?A: He has great balls of fire.Q: Why can’t the gho...st have any children?A: He has a Halloweenie.Q: What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?A: They gave him the cold shoulder.Q: Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop?A: Because it’s invisible.✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to squaddie117 for this Grouping... Q: Why did the monster go inside the bar?A: For the boos.Q: What health insurance do. I think she can feel my emotions, too. I trust her so I don't hide my feelings from her." April smiled at him. They leaned their shoulders together.May said, "I felt that! Tommy's words made April happy and she smiled at him making him happy." She grinned. "Dad, you can be hard to read. You don't give much away except for Mommy and us. Your love for us is always present when you're around us."Tommy said, "Yes, Sir. You and your wife care very much for April and May but that's easy to see. I'm. “Are you still going to tell me a story, Charles?”“Of course, I am, Special K. I am going to try to do voices, Brer Fox will be Chris Rock and Brer Rabbit will be Roger Rabbits voice. My voice will be the narrator, is that OK?”“Perfect,” she said with her bed sheets up over her shoulders.NARRATORI am going to tell you a story about Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox. But first, you ought to know a thing or two about rabbits and foxes.Rabbits and foxes just never seem to get along. This is probably. "Do you remember anything about who you are?" he asked, desperately."Um... yeah, I'm Bunny, and I totally want to fuck you... Mr. President!"Will sighed, closed the shades on his new office windows, and let Bunnyhave her way with him.***The first few weeks with Bunny were difficult for Will. First off, histiny apartment really wasn't big enough for four people, and second ofall, the amount of sex needed by Bunny, Tuesday and Wednesday was off thecharts.Bunny seemed to fit in well with the.
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