He slowly raised one hand to touch her face lightly, a brush of fingertips. ‘Ralph?’ ‘You’re here,’ he whispered. ‘Yes?’ ‘You’re fi...nally here.’ ‘Oh, Ralph,’ she said softly. The hand slid to her nape and pulled her toward him. His lips claimed hers without hesitation, demanding, years of pent up passion exploding into a kiss that momentarily made her forget who she was. ‘Wine?’ she said, breaking the kiss. He pressed his lips together, looking down. ‘Sorry.’ She followed him into the corner. She noticed the woman as she stepped out of the elevator and strode purposefully towards the reception desk. She was about five feet eight inches tall. Her long dark hair danced on her shoulders as she walked. She wore a white flared pants suit which highlighted her long legs and pert butt. Beneath her white jacket she wore a red blouse which struggled to contain her magnificent bosom. She had high cheeks, Angelina lips and large brown eyes. After a brief word with the receptionist she turned. He grimaces is pain, but doesnt talk back to you again.Grabbing the scissors, you cut through his belt, then his jeans. Down the left leg, then the right, his pants fall to the ground and exposed his semi erect penis. You walk up to him, grabbing his cock in your hand you ask him, "does this turn you on" he says "no, you turn me on". Of course, this is not the answer you want to hear, and squeeze his cock and balls. He raises up on his tip toes and yes "yes ma'am, I like it" you release the. - Forgive her.- Find out that she lied.- Divorce her.Six months later meet a stunningly beautiful woman:- Fall in love.- Get married.- Find out that your wife is a round-heeled slut.- Listen to (and believe) her when she promises that she is sorry, that she really loves you and that it will never happen again.- Forgive her.- Find out that she lied.- Divorce her.Life's unanswered questions:What came first, the chicken or the egg?If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the.