That ... that couple with all those tattoos were starting to get on my nerves. Nothing has actually happened yet. No one has got naked yet ... well ex...cept for me of course ... and nobody’s done anything ‘naughty’ yet. All we’ve done is had lunch together while they all got settled in and I can’t say I know anything about that weird couple yet but somehow every time I’ve heard them speak I get the creeps. And having my own dad and mum and sis turn up was a real bummer. I knew sis was heading off. It was then that, Lana asked about directions to the new civic center where I had attended a show the evening before. I began……’you take the 675 exit downtown’ and then there was a sharp intake of breath……….his finger was spreading my lips wide, and then I felt his hot tongue prodding, searching………… Lana waited, ‘ yes and ? ……are you alright Maxie. You look flushed and seem confused.’ ‘Oh I’m fine……..’I dashed back…….’just doing a little too much holiday shopping I guess.’ Always the. And finally, I'd like to give my congratulations to Ellaand Frank, who will be having their third child tomorrow. Thank you."Lots more applause and cheers followed as the three woman left the stageand returned to their table, to be greeted with hugs and kisses fromtheir wives.And that was pretty much the end of the evening. There were a few moreawards, some more celebratory drinks and dancing, then everyone saidtheir goodnights and headed back to their hotel rooms."Pregnant!" shouted Brian when. Some of you may not know this, but Ohio has one of the largest communities of Amish people in the United States, larger even than Pennsylvania, which is famous for its Pennsylvania Dutch country. In Ohio, they dwell mostly in Holmes County, about sixty miles from where I grew up in Licking County (yes, Licking! no lesbian jokes!). There is a tradition among the Amish, which is largely hushed up, because it is so contrary to the Ordnung, or code of behavior the Amish strictly adhere to, but all.