Roe Vs WadeA blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan while sitting in her U.S. Government Class, was asked by her professor if sh...e knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.She sat for quite a while pondering this very profound question, finally sighed, and answered, “I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware!”✧ ✧ ✧Senior ShoplifterA cranky older woman “in her senior years” was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She. “Allow me” I dropped to my knees and placed my hands on the elastic of his boxers. I looked up and he was staring with an intense gaze. I had to pull hard to get them over his cock, a giant member was eyeing me in the face. It was a huge cock but most impressively it had incredible girth, my imagination went into overdrive, thinking of its stretching my cunt. “Oh baby, that thing should be in an art gallery”“It should be in a whores mouth,” he said in a dirty aggressive way.I smiled and. ” “I will do everything I can to love every inch of your fantastic body. By the way, I love how you’ve trimmed the hair on your pussy.”“You mean my cunt, don’t you?” she stated. I wasn’t going to argue with that.I slid off the end of the bed, onto my knees, wrapped my arms around her silky legs and buried my face into her glorious hairy cunt. She planted herself firmly, placed both hands on my head, and said, “Yes, sweetheart, eat my hairy cunt, I need it badly! It’s been too long!” I wasn’t. I think this is gonna be pretty hard on Beth, though,” Kate offered as we scanned the room and saw the Beth kinda of cowering in her seat, next to Ian.“Yeah, like me, she hasn’t volunteered before, so stripping in the conference room was a major test for her. She’s from a pretty conservative family, and even though she’s obviously seen people naked, she hasn’t done any real NIS stuff,” Andrew replied. Before I could ask, Andrew added, “Wayne’s her partner, but we’ll all keep a close eye on.