"It doesn't do anything for me, but I know how much guys like lesbian stuff, so I decided to tease Matt a little. "Well, Mum sure didn't mind licking ...all my juices off your cock last night, did she?" Oh fuck, don't remind me; I'm so close to cumming as it is, Rach." Then you'd better fuck me while you still can!"Matt doesn't need to be told twice. He climbed onto my bed, and I repositioned myself next to him, for the first time really seeing that our skin tones were the exact same colour. Based. I asked what the women thought of it and they said why a man. I said, “Because everyone knows what that means. I can’t very well show a woman peeing. Here I’ll show you.” I picked up my paper and pencil from earlier and drew a stick man with a penis line and lines coming out of the penis. I then drew a stick woman with boobs sticking out each side and a skirt and a couple lines below the skirt.I then passed the paper around, and said to look at both pictures and tell me what they meant to them.. "Oh, she doesn't have anything going on with anyone in there," I told her confidently. "There are no men allowed, not even on the staff." Jennifer just gave me a sad little laugh."What's a best friend for if not to tell you the hard stuff? Tricia, your mother is a lesbian! She's been having an affair with her exercise trainer for at least six months!"At that moment, my Mom emerged from the club, a pink glow pleasantly colouring her cheeks. I stole glances at the way that pink drifted down into. " Of course". She disguised her disappointment but shifted into herconsultative role. We walked to a section of about 30 heads withvarious red wigs, from fuschia to purple and back again, some wild onesonly appropriate for Halloween, in my opinion. I gravitated to the moresimple styles and started looking at several calmer wigs."What hat size do you wear?" I had no idea, all I wore on my head wasadjustable baseball caps. Danielle measured me."Which styles would you like to try?" I pointed.