I woke again around 3:15 AM, I know this as I looked at my alarm clock thinking "Damn it I will not have a good day if I do not sleep" Again it was my... wife tossing and turning, I rolled back onto my back and went back to sleep. My alarm went off and that was when I got the early morning surprise. I went to roll over to shut the alarm off but I could not roll over. At this point I was not sure what was going on. I rolled to look to see what or where my wife was and she was sitting in her chair. Except I felt guilty, and I kind of doubt that real perverts feel guilty. I mean that’s what makes them perverts, right?Anyway, there I was, with what, under different circumstances, would have been a magnificent hard on. It was one of those kind that make you proud when you wrap your hand around it and it feels like iron. It was the kind that you know will only have to be stroked a few dozen times and it will erupt like Mount Vesuvius.And wouldn’t you know it, that’s when she looked up, to see. The door was open", was all he could say."Hello Timothy", said Maria warmly, as the the boy stared at her swollen breasts. "Gladys was just helping me with my pregnancy exam."Timothy nodded, not really sure what to make of it.Then Ms. Alsover spoke. "It's okay Maria. I don't want to be dishonest with Timothy." Timothy, Maria is pregnant and has not had intimacy for a long time now. Because there is no man in her life at the moment, I helped her by performing oral, ahem..." Gladys was eating my. You can't get more personal than that. But no, you've got nothing to worry about. Thomas was definitely interested. He wouldn't shut up about how much he loved us, but I emphatically told him no. Not so much because I wasn't tempted, but because he was too weak. If we'd done anything, he'd be dead! He's too fragile and I'd be too eager and athletic." Well, that's good to know on a number of fronts. But just so you know, I'm not overly concerned with whether you do or not. I realize there's a.