Shane and I became closer than ever before after that night. I willingly put myself in the position of becoming his mother and I wouldn't let him down.... I helped with his homework, listened closely as he told me all about his Barbie dolls and how he enjoyed playing with his girlfriends, and even agreed to let him have a few over for a sleepover. My twelve-year-old son was giving himself up to the role of an eight-year-old girl and I was helping him every step of the way. The money I was making. I watched his eyebrows raise as I read through a few of the children’s stories as if I was the patriarch of the family.The last book I knew it was one written in the dialect only the Elder and a few top heads of the family permitted to speak when discussing business with him.I skimmed the fifteen pages before I told the old professor in English, “If the contents of this book weren’t in a language few can read, I would suggest it never be available to the public.”In language that I sense only he. To my discust It was her boyfriend. She quickly opened the cupboard and told me to get in while throwing my shirt at me, she closed the door and said."Come in hun." I've had a long day Kate." He said while leaning in for a kiss and slapping her ass. She had the nicest ass i'd ever seen and seeing his grubby hands touching her made me fume with anger. After a while of them fondleing eachother I saw her wink at me with that 'I want you' expression but her boyfriend took her outside to take her. However, as he tweeked the final boltson his latest contraption, a glint of excitement escaped his usually drygrey eyes. The words of victory echoed through his underground laboratory."Yes, yes, YES! Finally the world will know my name! My greatestachievement to date! Behold, Hank, my transduckifier has been completed!" What, pray tell, is a transduckifier?" answered the forementioned Hankwhile hopping on two of his tentacles."I won't go into the details seeing as you are a mutant octopus.