She was wearing a black and white chequered suit and a white blouse.Jane asked me, "Tell me, Simone, have you ever performed?"I was uncomfortable with... how French women tended to pronounce my name (likethat of Simone de Beauvoir) so I corrected her explaining my name waspronounced Simon before I said I hadn't ever performed cabaret.Just then she looked at the clock and said, "Merde!" And then apologisedto me before explaining that she had to perform next on stage but we wouldgo out after that. Akhir kar maa ne mujhe chu leya fir hum aakh macholi khelna laga maa ne phela hujhe aakh me rumal bandhi thoda dikkat hua but mai sedha maa ke boobs me apna muh ghusa deya fir maina maa ke aakh me rumal bandha to maa ko kuch dekh nai raha tha to maa waha khada kuch ladko ko pakad lati aur ek k to uppar he gir gai maa ke boobs uska muh me lag gaya fir wo maa ko uthaya aur fir maa ne sorry bola aur waha se thoda aaga badi ke wo admi maa ke skirt pe apna pair rakh deya aur maa ke skirt jhat se. But, then I overheard you talking to your friend, andyour voice is somewhat deep, and some other subtle thingsjust made me wonder even more. So, I asked. You?re verypretty, and very passable. And, it takes one to know one.The chances of you being read are so small that I wouldn'tworry about it. It's really great that you have a friendlike this to go out with." Sam is more than just a friend. She's my best friend.She's my wife. And, she's the one who really brought meout." Oh. Wow. That is so. He asked me once if I thought my daughter would date him and I said “she’s 17 Cordell and your in your fifties, what do you think”. Like I said, me and my daughter are very close and Cordell asked me one day “are you tappin that young pussy”. I should have told him off right then but I said “hell no Cordell, she’s my daughter”. I heard him mumble “if she was my daughter, I’d sure be tappin it”. I just ignored him and quit being so friendly to him even though I was now fantasizing about his big.