" We had finished up at home and left to run to the mall to see if there is anything that we should get for mom and dad or something that we may just ...want to have. We were wandering around the mall, just the two of us and happened to turn a corner and stopped to look in the window of a Victoria Secret store. Ashlee grabbed my arm and dragged me in. "Come on, let's go look around for a minute."Now, I love their stuff, but being in the store kind of makes me feel like a creep. It shouldn't but,. "Gosh, Ken, I'm just not ready to come out of the closet just yet!" Jimsaid as he walked past and traded for a tissue box cover in the shape ofthe statues on Easter Island. "I can just see my students pulling atissue through the nose of this thing!" Jim was a teacher at anelementary school, and was popular with the kids for his offbeat humor inthe classroom.The swap over, everyone started filing out of the room. Ken talked to acouple people for a few minutes so he wouldn't seem to be running. About 10 minutes later the brunette came to where I was sitting and she was wearing a strap-on that was about 8” long and probably 6” thick. She introduced herself as Karen and told me to follow her to the guest bedroom. I walked into the guest bedroom and the blonde was wearing a strap on about the same length but a little thinner and she introduced herself as Susie. I guess they discovered that Heather was a transsexual because they told me that they had an extra surprise for me. They told me. The last thing she said was that they were bisexual and did that matter to me. I told her, no problem and we hung up. I thought about what she said about bisexual and, because I was so straight, I really didn't know what bisexual meant. In my fertile mind I was thinking that bi means two and that she wanted sex with two men at once, one of my few remaining fantasies. I went to their home and she greeted me at the door wearing a see thru teddy that left nothing to my.