So her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.”The loyal wife replied, “Listen, I...’m a Christian; I can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?”“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it.”PharmacistA lady walks into a drug. " Did you see those idiots at the gate this morning?" Yeah, I saw then on my way in, they tried to get in the way, but some of the people I was with pushed us through them." One of them is my lab partner, so things got a little heated. Nat managed to almost get them fighting each other by suggesting that any one of them could have been through MORFS and they would never know. Then security came up and told them to move out the way." Well I'm not going to let them ruin our day, even if they are. “Oh, I didn’t know about you and Mona,” she said, and her voice trailed off.“She asked me out last night, so there was no reason you’d know.”Of course there was the announcement she’d made on Facebook. I had gotten a few text messages about it already. The one I had been worried about was Pam, but she sent me a congratulatory message, confirming we were just friends in her eyes. To be honest, I didn’t really consider Mona and me as a couple. I looked at it as an arrangement where we both. After paying the rather low price of the tea for the quality, the man stood out of the café and was about to wander in any direction before he felt something, like goosebumps going up and down your body, and then he saw IT.Like if it were moving at a slower speed than it really was, he could see an armored vehicle driving along the street in an erratic way, as if he driver was hurt or if he was trying to shake something; either way, the van was about to lose control and he could only react as.