I get the impression I have already started pushing your buttons every time we are together. Am I right?”"Yes, Master, you are. I have never been wi...th someone who has handled me the way you do. Don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining, but at times I can’t believe how much of a sheltered life I have been living. Sometimes I just wonder where we would be if either of us had acted on our feelings when we first met. We would have been together for three years by now, instead of a couple of months.. What an antiquated notion, going door-to-door to sell your products! If only this city could afford the Internet, that salesman would not have spoiled your relaxation. How ironic; here you were wishing on a clock to go back into the past, only to have the past intrude upon you for the same reason you wished for the return of your simple life! That reason is also simple, you think in a non sequitur; this city, Fahrenheit City, is almost as poor as it gets. How lucky you are, to have escaped this. .. yes, it was hot and plentiful.We talked football while we ate, and I again got to see how a game could capture the imaginations of grown men. We discussed both championship games. This year's and the year before. People here remembered details of that excruciating loss to the Lake Oswego Lakers better than I did. As people talked of the many miracles of that season, I reminded them that the biggest miracle of all was that we were even there."We graduated 98 percent of our offensive and. What place did you rent down there?”“Mountain Meadows Resort. We bought a timeshare.”He laughed. “Best of luck, brother.”After the kids had gone to bed, Zaleah and I sat down and compared notes. Almost 100% of the men all agreed that Eddie was an asshole. Of the 24% of men who didn’t approve of Eddie, six of those men’s wives became pregnant; four of them were intentional. Some of the 76% of men gave Eddie the freedom to fuck their wives whenever he wanted. Most of them would come home during.