So they started arguing about who had bigger what. " Bill? Andrew?" They turned to us for our opinion."Well... Erin has bigger tits, but you have a n...icer ass sweety" I said trying to comfort her. " Ya" Andrew agreed."What!?" my wife saidBoth women started pulling their dresses down to show their sexy victorias secret bras.Before I knew what happened Erin was standing there in her matching bra and panties, and my wife was looking at me wondering if I would get mad if she stripped also. Go. "Now for the fun part." She pulled the gold bullet from her hot snatch (which I could now smell, even from a foot or two away as I took pictures) and placed it at the entrance of her ass. Smiling into my eyes, she pushed until about the first inch had disappeared. Closing her eyes, she pushed more and I saw her asshole widen as the bullet penetrated her flesh. I had to losen my pants to give my hard, sore cock room to breath. Next she took her dildo. Actually, its a double dildo about 16" long. "Besides, I can't help it if that guy admired my body. I want Tiger to think of me as his centerfold mommy, and having that guy hype me like that helped. After you shared today that you almost were in Playboy, do you think I can just stand around and be an old fuddy-duddy nobody?"Suzanne held Susan close and spoke softly into her ear. "You're no fuddy-duddy, that's for sure. Your son totally has the hots for you, and you know it! Besides, you could have been in a magazine just as easily as I. I wouldn't like this lovely and intelligent girl to think I had a silly phobia. She didn't pull away either and after a moment, I felt her tongue probing. I opened my lips and met her tongue halfway.It was actually kinda fun kissing her. I mean since my divorce, I hadn't been very socially active. I knew a few women in my neighborhood were after the newly divorced guy who had a steady job and seemed to make a nice living. But I wasn't looking to get back on that particular horse. It made the.