Will you tell me why you’re so human? Why do you feel pain and have emotions? When you’re the Undertaker? The Hellrider?’ His face disappeared u...nder a towel as he wiped off all the soap. ‘Why?’ ‘Because I want to know.’ Deadman swirled his shaving brush in the mug and applied a new coat of soap around his goatee, apparently his beard was dense or he was taking special care with the task. ‘You want to know what makes me tick, hey? Last night I was a ‘disgustin’ hoodlum’ or some such, and you. Anything?” “Well it was definitely all on display!” he teased. “And very nice it was too!” “Jake!” I stopped dead, horrified. “Don’t worry Amy,” he said in a reassuring voice, swallowing the end of his ice cream. “he’s probably not seen hers for so long he’s forgotten what it’s for! Fancy a paddle?” Grinning, I slipped my arm through his and we walked down the slipway to the long beach, I fed him the end of my cone on the way. It was very crowded on the beach but the sea was cold and few were. I was cute before.”“True. But you’re really cute now,” he said, eying her speculatively. “Here’s an idea. Go topless. That’ll keep most devil’s attention in a safe place.”“Do people go topless in Hell?”“Hell, all the time. This is Hell, remember?”“Shit. Yeah.” She idly stripped her shirt and bra off. He stared at her flesh-colored tits. She did have some nice tits. He remembered squeezing them and sucking her nipples last night. He hoped that some of that would go on tonight, too. Tina got the. I walked for a while,seeing nothing. I was beginning to be thirsty. Suddenly a cornerappeared and round the corner was a water fountain. I wanted to sit fora moment. I was about to sit on the floor, but another corner appeared,and round that corner was a chair. I sat. Was it really possible that if I thought of something I wanted itwould appear? Suppose I wanted a pile of money?I got up and started to walk. The hall turned a corner, and there was abox overflowing with hundred dollar bills. I.