I smiled and said I love the way you think. "I was thinking, I need a new dress shirt, and was wondering if you would like to go to Burlington Coat f...actory and shop." That's a great idea, why don't you clean the dishes and I will change in to my shopping outfit?" you tell me. That was ok with me, even though I think you look fine, in your tight jeans and tank top. I give you a kiss on the cheek, and slap your hot booty as you leave the kitchen. I start cleaning the table and take the plates. Sometimes we watched TV together or played cards. A couple of times we even went out for dinner and a movie.Bob and I became pretty good friends, as we both enjoyed the same football teams, and got to doing home projects together. The girls also seem to get along pretty good together. They went shopping together, and seemed to have the same likes, and dislikes.One day, Bob asked me if I enjoyed sex movies.I told him,"Yes." My wife and I had watched several of them, and we enjoyed watching them,. "Hi, Samantha!" Kurt smiled at me as I got out of the car. He was sitting outside on a bent lawn chair, smoking a cigarette, and holding an umbrella because it was raining."Hey, Kurt!" I smiled back at him, kinda ducking my head beneath the drizzle, but that never helped. "What are you doing?" He can't smoke in the house," Jody said, grabbing me by the sleeve so I'd follow her."Buncha health nuts!" Kurt made a face. "Facing cancer takes courage!" He's so brave! Come on, it's raining!" Jody. "Don't you worry dear, it was only a matter of time before the cat wasout of the bag," she explained to me. "Now however you can't go back toschool as a boy named Fred but must go as a girl named Mary."So without asking me how I felt about the idea, she started to undressme and began tucking my male equipment back in upon itself so it couldhardly be seen."I've been reading up on this sort of thing, honey, because I knew theday would come when this knowledge would come in handy," she said.