At clubs and bars I permanently feel like I am in a ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ fantasy, and to make matters worse, my name is Jack! I frequently hav...e to make quick getaways when some oversized giant latches onto me, afraid of being in the clutches of one of these intimidating titans. ‘Pick on someone your own size,’ is what I always reason. Mostly, I am very successful with my avoidance tactics, however, one evening that simply did not work. I was attending a barbeque at a couple’s home on that. I walked down the hall towards my apartment and even passed my landlady on the way, she said hello and kind of looked at me strangely, but she did not say anything more. In my apartment I looked up my pizza delivery options in the phone book and decided to order from a place that I have never used before. I called the pizzeria and ordered my food in my most feminine voice. They asked for my name and the first name that came to mind was Sandy. I was told it would take about 30 – 40 minutes, so I. I was so hot and I needed to put my cock inside her. I moved quickly up on the bed, I rubbed my cock against her pussy till I felt it start to slip in. Then slowly, I advanced my cock till it was buried deep inside her cunt."Oh, yes," I heard her say. "Please fuck me. I am so hot." My pleasure," I moaned as I started to fuck her deep and long. Stroke after stroke brought moans of pleasure from both her and me. Before I realized it, I was fucking her harder and harder and she was thrusting back. I mean, I like who I like. When I asked you out for ice cream, I just wanted to get to know you better. You’re adorable and fun...” I noticed her smiling. “And then I decided I wanted to go with you to the turn-about dance.”“And I screwed that up,” she chuckled and looked away.“No,” I sighed. “I’ve got a bad history of being impulsive. I stole my first kiss. And I jilled off my best friend without even asking her.”Sam’s eyes widened. “Wait. She just ... let you?”I chuckled at the absurdity of.