What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti...-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single. Then again I felt stirrings in my organ and I started moving my hips again.She got surprised at my vigor, but started cooperating and after about fifteen minutes we both had simultaneous but huge orgasms. After that only she started talking with me freely and told me about how her husband only takes care of his own needs and leaves her high and dry. But since we had immediately graduated to sex. We looked at the watch we were left with 15 minutes to reach the bus and there was a call intimating. I was at home last Saturday, my wife had to work so I was home alone, just prior to her leaving she informed me Maggie was due to call for her six month inspection so to get the vacuum and dusters out and tidy up. I carried out the wishes of my wife then went and showered. Having had a shower I wrapped a towel round my waist and went down to the kitchen to make some coffee. I was not expecting Maggie yet so did not bother to dress I just went to my office and fired up my PC and did some. .fuc-..." she moans, as my tongue pushes against her clit harder.Raising a finger to her entrance, I rim the entrance to her pussy, recalling some anatomy i learnt. A sharp intake of breath from her as her legs tightened more so. Pushing a finger into her, i begin a slow pumping motion, feeling her wet pussy pulsate around my finger, a soft moan coming from her mouth as I increase the speed. Pulling my finger out I add a second finger, pushing them into her, curling them up to rub her g-spot, I.
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