(Ma’am, he said; I liked where this was going already.)“First of all, I haven’t had any sex in over four months,” he said, pausing.“And you ...want me to get you off, is that it?” I countered. “But why not just hire a hooker to fuck you?”“Well, it’s not just that, there’s something else I need,” he said quickly.I jumped to conclusions again. “”Holy shit! Look; if you want somebody to piss on you, you can find a hooker for that; I don’t do weird shit!” I said at the top of a whispered voice.“No!. Mom became more and more adventurous and started fucking me when dad was awake and drinking in another room.. Once she even interrupted our fucking when dad called her to serve dinner, went to him and came back to resume fucking.I was 18 then and one day when we were alone at home, mom asked “Son, your dad drinks a lot. Have you ever tried it?” I said no. She said, “Why don’t we try it today?” I agreed and we went to dad’s Almirah and took out a bottle of whiskey. Since we both had not drunk. Some secret submarine base at the South Pole. Big machines tunneling under the earth. Something alive living below the crust. Almost as many reasons for the Hum as there are people who hear it.”“Is it bullshit?”“I dunno. The people who call in, on the radio show, they sure seem to believe it. And it doesn’t ruin everyone’s life. Some people who hear it, they fall in love with it. Some of them say it’s like music. Like beautiful music. The music of the spheres. The sound of the earth turning.. -I... I have some money saved up...-It can't be much. You'd better come up with something better.-I... I'll work harder...-Juan, have you ever been fucked by a man?-No! I'm a man and...-Good. We want your virginity, Juan. We've been checking you out, and weboth agree we want some brown ass to fuck, and yours will do nicely. Don'tworry, we'll deflower you gently. Look, Juan, if you get deported, I'mguessing it's like prison while you wait for deportation, so either wayyou're getting cock up your.