I'm scared to death to confront her. Afraidof how she'll react--fearing she'll be angry. Maybe afraid she'll cut meoff--end the little tease games t...hat I've grown to love and hate. I'vepracticed this conversation with my therapist a hundred times. Goneover all the things I think she might say--covered all the bases."Mom, I'm really upset when you come out dressed like that...."She cuts me off, acting truly surprised, "Ohhhhhhh, OK. I'll gochange."And with that, she gets up and wiggles her. There was nothing at all in one of them. In the other, however, I found something I didn't expect to find. A cell phone. I took it out and looked it over. It didn't look like anything special. It was a popular brand name but didn't have a camera feature or any of the applications that people seemed to think were so necessary. It was just a plain cell phone. Nothing unusual except for the fact that as far as I knew, Andrea didn't own one.I wondered why I hadn't seen a bill for it coming in the. Are you a virgin?"Kevin puffed up as if to say of course not, but then he deflated to give me a "Yes." That's okay, Kevin, not a problem. Just make sure that which ever of the wives you end up with knows this up front when you start making out, just whisper in her ear, "I've never done this before." She'll act surprised, but then she'll think that you're a clean slate for her to write on. Also it gets you the first round free." Free?" Yeah, if you go off a bit quickly she'll give you the. "It looks like you do like them. I'm actually quite proud of them still but you should have seen them when I was young and still firm." Mom began to pull the tapes to close her nightie and I quickly protested,"Don't cover them up, Mom. They are beautiful." Mom paused and without going any further to cover herself she said,"Oh well, I suppose you've seen them now and I can't do any more harm. It's just a pity that we are mother and son otherwise..." And she stopped mid-sentence. I urged her.