"Agar mumbled something and said to Sam, "OK, the ones you wanted are on their way. They should all be gathered there within 20 minutes." Thank you. P...lease ask a couple of the teleporters to join us here. I expect to need their courier services, starting today."Within a few seconds: PUFF! PUFF! Two wizards were standing beside Sam, looking at him expectantly. Sam said, "I don't want to hurt your feelings later on, so I'll tell you two now, I have a lousy memory for names, so I'm going to call. So don't fuck little girls or little boys; don't cheat on the people who care about you. Fantasy is not reality. If you read Tolkien and are tempted to pick up a sword and work your way through the Orcs in the mall, seek help; if you read this and are tempted to pick up some 12 year olds and work your way through their innocence, SEEK HELP. It's not real life! Don't force it on anyone! Now grab a phone and call for help, or grab some lube and start reading with one hand. Don't get the two. I assumed he meant a young boy, as I had performed this ervice once already for a very shy young man. But in fact it turned out he meant Holly. He described her as a young girl of his acquaintance who he would very much like to see deflowered by a more experienced woman.'“You mean you want to watch?” I said.'“That's the idea,” he said. “I would like that very much.”'“And this girl has never had full sex, with a man or a woman?”'“No, she's completely untouched.”'Naturally I wasn't going to turn. “Not once,” said Moe. “Eddie always appreciated that Allie used me as a sort of proxy for her taking care of him herself. He also knew that he could confide in me where his relationship with his wife was concerned because I knew he was simply using me as a ‘sounding board’ for whatever it was he wanted to eventually share with her. This seemed especially important to Eddie because there were frequently weeks or months when their only communication took place over the phone and he was concerned.
Read More