”Elise had been listening and then squawked, “WHAT? What are you talking about? The doctor said no such thing. I need you to be in top condition s...o that we can keep up our two or three times a day activity. Where did you ever...”Dave and Roy’s laughter overrode Elise’s sudden concern about her new husband losing some crucial capability. She suddenly realized that her husband was poking fun at her. For a sixty-four-year-old woman she had the libido of an eighteen-year-old nymphomaniac and could. The shower was the type without doors, you just walk in around a little corner, it has heads in the ceiling and several in the walls. I was looking at myself in the mirror when Josh must have noticed I was in there and asked me I was going to join him. He smiled real big and ducked back behind the wall. I knew Josh was a virgin and I knew he was joking but I also wanted to shock him a little. So yelled back to Josh that he should not joke about things like that. Josh came back with a dare for. "Trust me I know where you are, I've been there. Even if you win you lose, and she'll never give up," she said."How do you know that," I asked between bites."Did you notice how pissed I got every time you called me Mary? Mary and I are cousins, we grew up together; we were closer than sisters for all of our lives until we had a falling out. We argued over a guy. Mary had fallen in love with him first, but I had to have him. She told me that he wasn't the guy for me, but while they were. I reached under the skirt and slid down my old panties, leavingthe gaff in place, and pulled on the new panties. I used both hands tosmooth the lace ruffles covering my bottom.I tugged on the new dress to try it make it longer, but it didn'thelp. It was scandalously short. If I bent over even slightly, anyonecould see my panties. The white lace was impossible to miss.Ms. Underbust tied the delicate apron tightly around my waist, stoodback and looked me over."What do you think, Tina?" Mr. Steele.