I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deput...y arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home. He actually had the strength to rip most of them apart!It was another hour later when Mikos’s eyes slowly opened; a groan escaped his lips as he felt the sedative slowly receding from his body. His mate was as smart as she was tricky that was for sure! Looking over he saw that the King elect’s mates were all on guard around him. Then he saw that they were also around his mate, what was going on? That’s when he saw a distraught Roth standing nearby his sword drawn.Sitting up slowly a moment. I knew now that these people were SERIOUS!Well, the girls gave us half an hour to get lubricated and then the 'fashion show' started.The first one out was this red headed woman who was about six feet tall with legs that went ALL the way to the floor, if you know what I mean. She had on a G string bikini that was tiger striped. Well, I should say tiger STRIPE, because there was only enough cloth in that suit for one stripe.Yeah, it was small.And she whirls around and her butt is bare, and she. It would be there permanently, she told me making me suddenly afraid. At the front of the collar was a small buckle to attach a leash and Jane on cue appeared with a steel chain that she attached to the collar clasp. I now started to get very worried. As if recognizing my apprehension Dr Tabitha squeezed my hand and said quietly in my ear not to be afraid and I would enjoy immensely what was about to happen. I took a lot of comfort in that and squeezed her hand back. Never-the-less my mouth was.