.You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.You have seventeen recipes for casserole.Sexy lingeri...e is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.The highest level of criticism is “He is different,” “She is different,” or “It was different!”ORYou can retire to The Deep South where...You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.“Y’all” is singular and “all. When Steve isn't fucking his Mother or Sister their either both sucking his cock or eating each others pussies in sixty nine position, Steve loves watching them do this and it isn't long before he joins in and they have a threesome. One day while Steve is out gathering fruits and vegetables he notices two Men on the beach, curious he moves closer, he gets close enough to see them but stays well hidden and that's when he realizes that the two Men are his Uncle Thomas and cousin Kevin. He goes. Norlan smiled. "And, to be honest, the great appeal of Oceanus slaves is that we do not need to use this on them. That is, of course, unless more were Draughtless, like yourself."Amanda continued to stare at the vial. She could only think of hapless slaves being forced to suffer in constant, burning lust with no way to satisfy it. For all the faults of that particular additive in the Draught, at least Overlords allowed their slaves to indulge themselves as they needed.Norlan slipped the vial. "Well, come on then," she said and just pushed me back on the bed, parting my knees as she did."Oh my god," I said having never had a girl make a move on me. "So aggressive..." It sounded stupid. I wanted her to fuck me and I didn't know how to even acknowledge it. In seconds she had my shorts and panties pulled to one side and my pussy in her mouth. She edged me like that for long enough I lost all sense of time. All I could do was lay there and moan and shiver and beg her not to stop."Oh.
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