I asked him what the problem was, and he said Isqueeled my tires pulling out of the parking lot, and he thought I hadbetter slow it down. He said he ...was going to write me a warning ticket.Since I kind of knew him, I asked him if there was anything I could do tomake him forget about the ticket. With a sly grin on his face, he asked mewhat I had in mind. I told him to follow me.Well, we pulled into my apartment complex parking lot, and parked. I toldhim to come upstairs and since he was. Forwhat I had in mind next I needed a real slab of meat. Something to beproud of.I bit my lip as I flipped back to the Aphrodite of Knidos.I'd never heard of it before tonight, but apparently it was seminal.One of the earliest and most widely copied works of its kind. If everthere was a statue to swap, this was it. I just needed a dick to giveher. Something big, something salacious, something that would bulgeobscenely at the very fabric of history. My hand found its way back tomy breast.I. Final touch up of the kame up heavy on the eyes and lips! A horn honks out front you girls are here you jump up slip on your black six inch heels, You blow hubby a kiss and say be ready when I get home! he says have a good time Ann see you in a few hours. Be ready when she gets home hell he is ready now!You get in Barb's van your recently divorced best friend, she says wow what a slut your going to be fighting all night to keep their hands off your ass, you look at her and say who says I don't. "What they did next made him faint when saw and realized what it was. Itwas a very realistic false vagina with full detailed lips and ridgedcanal that could be actually penetrated. The vagina came with a neatlanding strip of auburn colored hair. With lubrication it would be hardfor the penetrator to know that it was false.While in control of his body's movements Jerimiah was completelydefeated. He followed one of them out of the room back in just hissmock and slippers. The shock of what.