And on rubbing his crotch adding, “Or get your cock as hard as I have done just now!”We arranged to meet at a nearby shop on the agreed day and ti...me.That night in bed I had a good play with myself. Getting my pussy really wet and slippery thinking of the fun I was going to have with this guy in a couple of nights.Once again I could hear that mum and dad were having sex next door and I listened intently again as I slowly played with my slimy pussy and hard clit.I could hear dad telling mum that. " So you stopped with men completely."Nodding almost sad now, "Yes."I had nothing else I wanted to say - that I could say. How does a teenage boy ask his adult mother regarding sexual matters anyways?The silence was probably too much for her and she blurted out almost anxious, releasing me from the responsibility of starting the conversation, "I get more pleasure by myself than any man ever gave me!"What could I say, 'too bad'? "I never realized girls did 'it' too, until only recently mom.". Those are my rules. Any comments?”His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night ... whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧. The principal is also the girl's uncle and a little more goes on than laundry. (M/f, ped, reluc, inc, 1st, preg)***Principal John Wilson was running a little late this morning and was slightly distracted because of it. The 40 year old bachelor was extremely fit with close cropped brown hair that didn't have any hint of grey. He was the object of many wet dreams of his 6th, 7th and 8th grade female students after their sex ed classes. He was aware of his effect on these 11 to 14 year olds but.