What is happening to me?Dear Diary,The next day Aunt said we should celebrate my arrival. She said we should “dress’ for the occasion and had put... some clothes on my bed. The clothes weren’t what I normally wear but at six o’clock I came down the stairs dressed in a white blouse, plaid skirt, white socks that stretched to my knees and patent leather shoes. She had even supplied white cotton panties and a new bra. I felt a little foolish but I did not want to upset them for fear they would. This never goes unnoticed by some of the more horny guys. I was up, singing some Joe Cocker one night and as I was bringing people in from the adjacent restaurant by doing one of my better job as a Joe Cocker impersonator, she left the table with another guy. I was back from singing and was on cloud nine from the applause. I sat down and was waiting for her. she came back after 15 minutes. I asked where she had been and she responded she had been fucked by 3 guys in the unisex restroom. One. We had been married for five years. We knew each other did we not? I had thought so, but now I wasn't so sure. No, that's not right, I did know for sure, and the answer was that I at least did not know her. What the fuck was the problem? We had just had sex. She'd cum and so had I. Then out of the blue she said something that I will never forget to my dyin' day regardless of what happens to us in the final analysis. "Darnell, you don't satisfy me. You're not terrible in bed. I just came; I. The game continued but the first 20 mins was silent and awkward. The other guy that was complaining about his wife not giving a fuck (literally), decided that he wasnt done venting. He went back to his woes and said she wont even suck dick. At that, i started laughing like carzy. I felt like being bold so i said i love sucking dick. The room got quiet again and this time everyone looked at Carl to see his reaction. When they saw him laughing, my joke finally travelled to their brains and.