’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”Why did god create man before he created woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do ...it.I heard that in a poll of millennials, 50% of the males admitted they’d be willing to date female robots. I understand that in another poll, only 3% of female robots said they would be willing to date male millennials, mainly because they understood the snowflakes were unemployed, still living in their parent’s basement and had voted for Bernie Sanders.. I owe a much clearer explanation for that.It all started on a Wednesday in October. I remember that it was a Wednesday because I was a part of this swing dance club (yes, you read that right, a swing dance club on a college campus...believe it or not, it was a lot of fun when I was a member!) that met at 7:00 PM every Wednesday. Anyways, I had got out of my only class that day at around 3:30, and I was bored. Between that time and 7:00, I had no idea what else to do, so I sat outside on a. I raced upstairs and as suddenly and opportunistic as it had been, it was over for me, and I flung myself onto my bed as mother entered and called out, all I could think about was them down there, naked and enjoying each other, I was full of angst and longing.My night was almost sleepless. At least I had a story to tell, and as I dressed for school that morning, my head was full of visions and words to describe, all of which disappeared the minute I was confronted by him.I could feel his. He helped me to my feet and said, “Very nice. Thanks, I needed that.”The problem for me was that he turned and went back inside leaving me horny as hell!I went back inside with him. Jeff smiled when we entered the room and asked, “Did you two figure out how to cheat? Well, it won’t do you any good.”When he asked if we had figured out how to cheat my heart stopped for a second. But then I remembered he was talking about cards ... or at least I think he was. I saw the funny look in his eyes.