My heart froze as I took the envelope. Hank saw my look. ‘Dad, you okay?’ ‘Uh, yeah, son, uh… hey, make us some tea? Earl Grey, hot?’ Hank g...rinned tentatively, ‘Yes, Captain Picard,’ he quipped, moving toward the kitchen. I gestured Gracie toward the sofa. My other children had gathered, Hank shooed them into the kitchen with him. Gracie sat, as did I, I opened the envelope. Inside was a note, and another smaller envelope. Dear Jeff, it said, This is a little strange for you, I know. It is for. “While I might, might, agree the recent assassination of Nick Philouma and the murder of his Federal Marshal detail are acts of terror, the earlier incident was a case of rival gangs where one side had watched far too many action movies. They acquired C-4 or some variant thereof...”“It was...”“Or some variant thereof, and do not interrupt me when I’m speaking, and got over-ambitious in using it. It only qualifies as a terrorist incident by a very narrow and Homeland-Defense-serving. She giggles, and says, "I think you have earned a few of these." After a dozen or more on each cheek, she retreats back to the house. Just before her bedtime, she returns to removed my nipple pins, which causes pain again as the blood returns to them. Uniting my wrists, she lowers me back to the floor. After releasing myself, I spend an almost comfortable night in the guest bed room again.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Chapter 5 -- "Don’t leave hairs on the. Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride until a friend see you.Why are women giving up bowling for screwing?The balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes.What’s the difference between a job and a wife?After five years,.