Mujhy buht zada be sabri horhi thi mujh say raha nahi jarha tha, phir ma nay us lady ko peachy say is tarha touch kia k ma kuch khena chata hon , us n...ay koi response nahi dia mujhy ek tarqeb soji or ma nay apna number ek parchi pe likh k side say us ko dia or us nay le lia, thori der intezar karnay k bad us ka masg aya us nay likha ap seedhy nahi beth sakty kia , to ma nay reply kia ager ap ye bat phely bolti to shayad seedha beth jata lekin ab saber nahi hota plz kuch karo, to us nay reply kia. "Mike raised his eyebrows at me."Mike, Sarah and I are going to create an awful scandal. So don't be surprised. My only excuse is that the alternatives are worse and that Elizabeth connived at it."I watched Mike nervously. If the college porters disapproved, then we were in for a rough time. They were a more serious barometer of public opinion than the chapter.Mike looked at me speculatively. "Well, the young lady and your wife were always around together, all through the last two terms. We did. I needed that.’ Barnaby put his hand to his mouth. His eyes were beginning to water at the smell. ‘Phew, it stinks in here!’ Anne couldn’t resist a wicked grin. ‘Well, what did you expect? The scent of roses and carnations?’ ‘Well, no.’ ‘Precisely. Have you ever seen a woman take a dump before?’ ‘No, Aunt Anne.’ ‘Well you have today. Whilst we pee differently, I think you’ll agree that a woman taking shit isn’t all that much different to a guy taking one. Some of us even smell worse and drop. I later measured it using the old boy scout trick of comparing a known height from a distance, marking that with a thumb and counting my way up. Using that method, I came up with two hundred thirty feet.Anyway, up we went. There were a few scrubby trees at the top and we could see the entire island except for one tip that stretched out into a long point. The other side of our mountain was steep, like a piece of it had fallen away. The ocean came in close at the base on that side. We looked and.