The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...compliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. After I took the shot, I stood up straight and turned around. He grabbed me by my legs and put me onto the table next to us. He said "I don't think I can wait any longer little girl." I smiled and said "well then fuck me officer. I've been bad, making you wait so long." He smirked and looked at the people around us, "I don't mind if you have to search me here" I said with a smile. He put his hand under my skirt and shoved 3 fingers into my wet pussy, I squealed a bit and he took his other hand. She smiled and replied “I’m Belinda”. He followed suit and exchanged his name and in those seconds wondered if the name changing could be pushed further, after all she wasn’t un-attractive and did have a nice set of tits. “I was heading for a coffee, would you care to join me?” he asked. He had no idea of her situation but her face seemed to light up. “Oh! Mick I would really like that”, she replied but the one thing that took him by surprise was the moment they began to head towards the coffee. By this time I realised that mom had stopped calling me and figured I was out. I could still hear her in the house so I thought o myself maybe she forgot her phone or something for work.So after a while later I realised that mom wasnt going anywhere and decided I had to make a move for my room or I would definatly get caught so I was able to open the door without a noise and slowly walk towards the stairs but my mom was sitting on the sofa in the livingroom and I was trying my hardest not to.