15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.16. I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday orSaturday night more kisses begin... with Miller Light than Kay.17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?20. I love the sense of camaraderie when. ..”“You don’t have to explain, Brad.”“Shit. Then you know about the ... pornos.”“Yeah. When I found your mind, it kind of stuck out being in the back of your mind all the time.”“I’m so fucking stupid,” he groaned, his mind flashing through the key events in just a second or two, not giving me the whole picture, but a bit more than I had had.“You were just being honest with them. They took advantage of you. It wasn’t your fault. At least not completely.”“I don’t know how to face Sandi,” he said. She didn't hear me and just kept on going. She started to moan (not to loud so you could here it on the hallway). A few moans later she whispert im coooooooooooooming!!! O my god i'm comingggggg!! Keep doing that maikel!!!To say i whas socked that she was fantasizing about me, whas a bit of a understatement. But i whas also a bit flattert. I better get out of here before she opens her eye's i tought a bit to late, because she had stopt cumming and her eye's where know open. When she noticed i. Since I saw you first yesterday morning I wanted you to love me, I got it and I tell you frankly if I like someone else I will certainly fuck with him. Similarly you can’t stop your father or Rashmi or even your own daughter from fucking someone if they like. Can you say confidently that after that incident your father and Rashmi has not met and fucked. You can’t know.”I paused and waited.“ yes , I am not sure “He uttered feebly . I added,“ so let birds fly freely. Never ask Rashmi, your mother.
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