She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions...!'The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:1. Take a shower.2. Splash on some nice perfume.3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and. Not wishing to intrude but more than curious concerning the Phantom III, Andrea gathered her Ph.D. about her like a cloak of armor and pulled the bell. (No plain jane electrical for these folks ... this was a genuine pull rope bell.)The door opened like the welcoming petals of a Venus Flytrap and she was sucked inside.'This has to be the best soundproofed house in the world, ' Andie thought. 'I never heard a sound outside!' The noise level was only a smidgeon less than a thousand jackhammers in. He feels as If he isfalling he looks at the ground it appears to be melting but upwards anddripping onto his face, john looks up and sees a pavement made of stone,he jumps and is suddenly spun and lands on the pavement. Another man witha clipboard lets him enter through the rope, The man says "Welcome,John..." John looks back at the man then "BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP"the alarm shocks john from his rest and he turns off the alarm.Chapter 2John lays in bed with his eyes closed, wondering what. Got a shower clean up went to the front desk to ask where a good place to eat. He was Gay as a 3 dollar bill (smiling ) . He said there and all you can eat place just down the road. I just walked need a walk setting several hundred of miles a week anyway. After supper I walked back to my motel I stop by the desk I ask the clerk I've got a couple of nights laid over .Know any good pick up bars ion town? he in his gay pride said babe what are you looking for A whore or a man whore . I said.