For whatever reason, she just couldn’t or wouldn’t stick to the plan to the end. I couldn’t count the times she’d release me from my bonds fiv...e minutes into our fun or spank me lightly for three swats then laughingly toss the paddle aside. She’d try most anything, just for my sake I suppose, but we’d never make it all the way through. It didn’t stop me from trying though. Exactly eight days had passed since my most recent attempt at spicing things up. I’d broached the subject on a Friday. Yugoslavia, a Socialist Federal Republic composed of several semi-autonomous states, including Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia (there are others but I don't want to make it even more confusing), managed to keep going without splitting into separate states and slitting each other's throats until about 1990, so news must travel pretty slowly in these parts. When finally the news did spread the throat slitting began in earnest.I might not have grasped the complete story as I had dozed off during most. Chhote hoth patale aur naajuk hai. Vo jahan milaten hein vahan Nilu ki 1” lambi clitoris hai. Clitori ska mattha chhote se lund ke matthe barabar dikhata hai. Clitoris ke pichhe pisab ki surakh hai aur is ke pichhe yoni ka munh. Ye hui baat jab Nilu shant ho tab ki. Jab vo chudavane ke liye excite ho jaati hai tab us ki bhos badal jaati hai. Sari bhos suj jati hai. Chhote hoth jamvali color ke ho jate hai aur bade hothon ke bich se bahar nikal aate hein. Clitoris lund ke mafik tatar aur moti ho. ..To darken her mood ... put a hat on her...She's the vacuum chamber in a wind tunnel.Throughout history, she inspired the best blond jokes ever told ... and she was a brunette.DD ... not DeeDee ... DD. DD was so dumb if her name had had ONE more letter, she couldn't spell it."Your name is DD? Spell it." The inevitable answer to the question, was "i-t."Air head implies something in there."Come one come all, see the Last Wonder of the World ... Shake her, Boys. she rattles."In future years, she.