The tennis ball headed straight at me. I wasn't sure how to handle the return so for some reason I froze. The tennis ball smacked me in my balls. I we...nt down immediately. It wasn't that my nuts hurt. It was more the shock of it. I guess I expected it to hurt and cause me to writhe in agony so I instinctively fell to the ground thinking I would be great pain."Are you okay?" asked Emily.How did she get to me so fast? She crouched down staring at me with a horrified face."I'm okay," I said to. Baat abhi kuch hi din pehle ki hai mein gurgaon mein rehta hu. Aur law padh raaha hu us din mein college se ghar aate hi tv dekhne lag gya kaafi thaka hua tha toh ac ki thandi Hawa mein pata hi nahi chala k aakh lag gayi achanak phone ki vibration se meri aakh khul gayi koi unknown number tha toh maine dhyan na dete hue sone ka faisla kiya lekin calls aane band nahi hue. Kaafi calls ane k baad maine socha k dkha jaaye k hai kaun jaise hi maine phone uthaya toh dusri taraf se ek ladki ki awwaj. Which brings us to the funny uncle.I'd rather not talk about that.The crazy aunts; in this case they're my sisters in law. Bat shit crazy ... all four of them ... but the youngest one decided I should be married to her ... and she was truly cute. Even though I no longer have the first wife ... they are still my children's aunts.I am beginning to see that the next category is redundant; the perverts and the preverts.I met the borrowers and the beggars. One borrower wanted the money he gave us. She could have ended up carrying a black baby in her belly right now.My mom and dad have agreed with me that once Lisa’s milk comes in for the new child, we are going to keep milking her to keep her producing as long as possible. We all miss nursing on her nice tits and tasting her delicious, sweet milk. We realized too late that we screwed up letting Lisa wean not only our daughter, but me and my parents as well. I’m sure my poker buddies will be glad to help out in that area as well.My mom.