My name is Ambrose Turnerand I live in Maldon in Essex and I go to school in the town. Myparents are John and Ann Turner and no, they haven't been kil...led in acar crash or got divorced. Dad owns in a bookshop and isn't having anaffair with another woman, as far as I know, nor has he disappearedwith his secretary (he hasn't got one!) and Mum is just your averagehousewife. Oh! And a very nice Mum as well!I do reasonably well at school where I have friends and I am what youmight call a member of. .my sweet little slut" I can feel it shrinking inside me, it's job done.My reward, a belly full of old man cum.He slowly withdraws the glistening member with a schlock noise, a wet noise.He moves back away allowing me off the toilet seat. Getting off I feel just how wet I am. Quickly grabbing some toilet roll and begining the cleaning process. My panties are wet where it's dripped down, being careful not to get any on my skirt i dry my thighs and wipe a pool of it off the toilet seat while. Shes a gold digger. But this meant that she was staying home tonight, and me and Katy wouldnt be able to spend more quality time together. I went back to Katys room after mom left and asked her what they were talking about. She said that mom had almost walked in on her, but she quickly threw her skirt and shirt on without her underwear. So, I said in my pathetic attempt at trying to sound sexy, when do think we can finish up? She stared at me with a sultry smile on her face, How about. .. and begin to sing: "What A Friend We Have in Jesus". Then we all go to the Bahamas.These are compliments of the 'Shy One'Two Blondes With Hammers...Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House.Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my.