" I opened the door a crackand threw in some clothes.A few minutes later, looking slightly embarrassed, he came out of theroom. I checked him to make ...sure he had washed completely. He stilllooked pinched, but at least he was clean. His skin looked pink fromscrubbing."Marc, you need to let me comb your hair." His hair may have beencleaner, but it was wet and it took a lot of work to get the combthrough it. I even had to cut some matted pieces out from it.When we were done I took him to the. She didn't say a word and just began making breakfast. About 10 minutes later, i was sitting at the kitchen table with my wife and sister in law, and my mother in law was serving us breakfast. "What's all over your clothes, mom" my sister is law teased her. "Oh, I must have spilled something while cooking,": she said, and shot me a wink. "Looks like something else," my sister in law teased, and then smiled at me and my wife thinking she was being cleaver. My mother in law never said a word to. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a young girls interest in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax (the alien protagonist in the title story) had had. She called that being the slime god."We're totally 100% positive that this is their custom, they're not the slime god here?". The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.✧ ✧ ✧Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then.