"Nothing like that!" She teased, lightly slapping him on his chest. "There's just something my Papa would say to Mama that would make her really happy..., and I was wondering if you would say something like it to me." What was it," he asked, clearly confused by the request.She leaned up and whispered it in his ear."Really?" Really." You sure?" Will you just say it!" Okay! Okay!" He stopped to clear his throat. "Ahem ... Daphne Schreiber, I am Hector Valderrama of Earth and I am here to rescue. Simply flawless." He waived his hands as he spoke, "I just love the deep golden tan she has... absolutely breathtaking."Your mother would kill you if she knew you liked that type of girl. I think she's expecting you to marry her clone." I kidded."Oh there are a lot of really pretty girls out there, just none that are my type." He folded his arms and slouched in his seat."And just what IS your type?" I poked fun at him."I'm looking for a girl that is beautiful AND intelligent... maybe a Nurse or. When Bettie woke up, she found herself being used as a footstool. Rita was watching tv and her feet were resting on Bettie's back. "MmmMMM!!!" she moaned and tried to pull at her bonds. "Glad you're awake" "MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" she screamed helplessly. "Listen, Bettie. You're going to be my husband's birthday gift. I toldyou it was his birthday, right?" "NUUUUUUU!!!!!!NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" she yelled under the black tape. "This is your new home. You're going to stay in our basement from nowown". "Because I'm in love with you." Aw, mum." I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't have said that." Didn't you always teach me to tell the truth?"She nodded. "Yes." Well, I'm going to speak the truth now mum." Okay." I've been in love with you from ever since I can remember." Oh darling." she squeezed my thigh under the table."Go and take them off mum," I whispered and watched her walk through the crowded bar to the ladies."God I feel naked," she whispered as she returned and furtively passed me the.