Garner's news agency a few kilometres away.His shop was in a row of 10, but all of them were dark as I parked mybike out the front. Only the news agen...cy showed any sign of life.Newspapers and magazines had already been delivered to him and he wasstacking them on display shelves as I walked in. "Jason!" he saidsounding shocked that I actually turned up. "Your blood is worthbottling kid." But not worth more than double the week day rates?" I asked half injest and half as a challenge.He looked at. .s-sucking...isstraight--just like me. He introduced me to the director." "He's straight?!" Jason laughed. "Quit bullshitting us,man. Look at that, he's down there licking your asshole whileyou blow him! Just admit it, Brad. We're not gonna fuckin' beatyou up or anything." "He is straight, fellas, and so am I. We're actors! Sexactors." Jason turned and looked at him, quizzically. "I don't getit. How can you DO that? How can you be straight and putanother guy's prick in your mouth?" "He. For six solid months Ellen and I competed for the coveted vice-president's position. The measure of success was the billings generated by each one of us for the six month period. I kept copious records of both our billings. I wanted to win, plain and simple. So did Ellen. What I didn't know was that she was altering the billing records to lower my totals and increase hers... The announcement was to be made in the firm's boardroom. Ellen and I, our staffs, and the firm president. ”“Susan, I think she wants to be approached and told how pretty she is and asked if she wanted to become an adult actress.”“I do not!”“You may be right honey! Be careful if you do go, some people are very ... creepy in that industry. By the way, what is a MILF?”I guess that was mine to answer, so after having a big mouthful of watermelon and washing it down, I answered, “Mother I would Like to Fuck!”They both giggled loudly, with Susan saying, “I knew that already, but I couldn’t resist to hear.