I always have to approach them, since strangers don’t come to me. And when I do I always take control of the conversation, flirting is a bit tough a...nd usually comes off as intimidating. I don’t have a preference in guys or girls, guys are dumber, but girls talk too much. What I do prefer though, are girls with dicks. One of my two friends, Mable, happens to be a shemale. She is kinda chubby and has wild orange hair and the biggest pair of tits you’ll ever see. At almost 7 feet tall she is also. "She leaned back against the mirrored wall and moaned as I lifted her legs onto my shoulders."Do you know anyone who might be interested in managing it for me?" The lovely little rosebud opened under the gentle pressure of my tongue."You'll make me cum again." she gasped and she did as I folded my tongue and pushed forward into her sweet, yielding little cavern.*The restaurant was almost empty as the waitress showed us to our table, smiling as she noticed our fingers entwined with each. But we aren’t allowed to have any firearms.”“How serious is this? I mean really?”“As a heart attack,” I said. “Len Nelson better never find out.”I finished dressing and we left my bedroom.“Do you have a death wish?” I asked Clark when I saw him come into the room.“You aren’t going to tell on me, White Boy! And neither is this sweet thing!”Angie arrived a minute later, and I could tell from her eyes she was just as surprised to see Emmy as I was. Angie didn’t say anything except ‘hello’ and then. I forced myself to have a cup of coffee, some yogurt and toast with butter for breakfast.I tried to figure out what to do next, when I jumped like crazy because the doorbell rang. I slowly slipped to the front window, looked out and noticed a van and a man in a repair uniform. I walked adjacent to the front door and asked, "Are you John?"The man answered, "No Ma'am, I'm Fred from the phone company. I am here to fix your phone line."I asked, "How did you know I had phone troubles?"He explained,.