Aur phir aunty ne kaha, agar main film director hota to teri mummy ko nangi karke blue film banata. Hai, aisa kaha usne, mom said with a sexy smile. H...aan mummy, aur uski baatein sunke to mera lund khada ho gaya tha–aur phir maine raat bhar aapke naam ki muth maari thi. Mummy, ek baat sach sach kahoon, aap naraaz to nahin hogi, I asked mom. Mom said, nahin Anand jo man me hai sab saaf saaf kah do–sharmao nahin, besharam hokar kaho, vaise bhi sex devi se kucch nahin chhuppate. Mummy, sach to ye. To the best of my knowledge, I couldn’t fly, display superhuman strength or turn into a bat. I couldn’t turn into smoke or hypnotize people either. If I could hypnotize anyone into doing my bidding, I’d take a crack at those bastards and bitches on the faculty. Seriously, some of them just like to give students hell just because they can. They’re such fascists. I hate their guts. Still, there wasn’t much I could do about it. I tried to lead as normal a life as possible. My parents didn’t. After he rolled back on his side of the bed Phillip asked, “All better now dear?”Her answer confused him. Not being up to date on popular music he wasn’t familiar with Peggy Lee’s song that his wife quoted, “Is this all there is?” Puzzling for a few minutes he shrugged his shoulders and promptly fell asleep.Aggie’s sleep was fitful. When she did fall off, she dreamt of having sex with Bart. She had no idea that the next Saturday was going to fuel the fires of further temptation. Nor did she. So I thoughtwhat the hell I might as well go and see a movie and wandered down to thetheatre at the end of the mall to see what was on at around 7.00 pm.? The onlymovie that we starting around that time are what you could describe as a chickflick that had started 10 minutes ago but with nothing else to do I bought aticket and went in. Actually I liked going to the movies as thetheatres were really comfortable and had that stadium type seating so there wasa lot of leg room and the difference in.