"But ever since I started dating Leonard I've had a thing for nerds." "Who's Leonard?" I asked, playing along. "My ex-boyfriend," Penny said. "He live...s across the hall." She kissed me. Her hands slid around behind me and squeezed my ass. I twitched in surprise. She laughed and pushed me backward so that I sat on the bed.I looked up at her as she stood over me, her nipples were stiff and poking at the fabric of her halter top. She was beautiful and sexy, her elegance spoiled, or maybe. If there is a God than he’s an ass hole for not protecting Will. Anyway Molly was a widow and she was always alone, probably sitting around that empty house all day trying to get past that terrible loss. So on an early July Saturday morning around six she was shocked to see me knocking at her door. “I’m sorry to bother you so early, Molly but I’ve got a big favor to ask you, it’s real important.” She wiped the sleep out of her pretty brown eyes and looked into my own. “What is it. Practice!Masturbation- mas-tur-ba-tion n. -- Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. Anna palm; auto-eroticism; backstroke; bamming your wang with the rest of the gang; bean wiggling; to rub off (to masturbate, a female term, used by females); rub one out; rubbing' a chubby; Sally fist and her five sisters; sanding it; scratch the crack; stroke it; stirring the soup; wiggling the bean. 'The food is certainly top notch too' he thought to himself as he savored another spoonful of the stew.A sudden slap on the back and a roar of greeting announced Borthun's arrival at his table."Maq! What brings such a busy and important Guild leader all the way out here?" Anything on your menu is worth the trip out Borthun, if Yela is doing the serving, but it was really that new 'Buffalo burger' that I was hoping to try. I missed both the expected item and the expected server, so I've struck.