I looked at my watch again and announced, "One minute thirty seconds. I think that we have a new land speed record. Now we've got to hustle if we're g...oing to be on time."Darlene stood naked before me and tilted her head. With a woe-is-me face, she asked, "What about my afterglow?" Take it with you," I said, patting her bare behind.Sheila was waiting for us with a warm smile when we arrived on the cabin's front deck more or less on time. I returned Sheila's smile as I gave her a pack of. He let go of my nipples abruptly. I could see the outline of his boner in his corduroys. I’ve seen my nephew get boners through his pants before. If the wind blows, he gets hard. I’ve caught him looking at porn on his computer and phone before too. I was flattered this time. He was getting it by looking at me.“That is nothing to be ashamed of,” Mike told him as he acknowledged my nephew’s erection.“Well, don’t whip it out and start waving it around,” Emily added sarcastically. “I can’t take any. ”“What is a pawporazza, Charles?” asked Kalista, generating giggles all around.“Well Princess, when somebody really famous or just famous for a while goes places, there are people, sometimes very rude people, who are there to take candid pictures of them.” I saw her face scrunch up. “Candid pictures are pictures that you don’t want people to see because they are not very flattering, like if somebody took a picture of you in the morning before you combed your hair,” I said and smiled.“I wouldn’t. In fact, I think Theresa is going to be the bell of the ball."*****************ONE WEEK LATER, SUNDAY NIGHT, THE NIGHT OF THE PARTY..."Well, Theresa, you ready?"In the softer, higher pitched voice Lou had trained himself to use when in a dress, he said, "As ready as I'll ever be."They walked together to the front door of Eliza's house where the party was being thrown and knocked. Eliza opened the door. "Jenny, welcome! And who is this?" This is my cousin Theresa. She's in town for the.